Rejoice in the Lord always. I will say it again: Rejoice! Let your gentleness be evident to all. The Lord is near. Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God. And the peace of God, which transcends all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus.

Philippians 4:4-7

13 March 2009

Unfortunately Meredith...

Unfortunately, Meredith's Swedish debut quickly turned into something of a nightmare.



Curious?

What you do is type Unfortunately and your name in quotation marks and Google it. Here is the pick of over ten pages of possibilities for Unfortunately Meredith.

Unfortunately, Meredith didn’t finish this race due to a snow machine running into her team during the race (she is fine but one of her dogs faces surgery tomorrow for a fractured foot.)

Unfortunately, Meredith’s grandmother passed away, and all the plans had to be changed.

Unfortunately, Meredith's dog wasn't a pit bull or large breed animal.

Unfortunately, Meredith is dead, and nobody can do anything for her anymore.

Unfortunately, Meredith's marina doesn't cater to flyfishers, at least not yet.

Unfortunately, Meredith comes across as boring, selfish, and rude, especially during a dinner scene where she “accidentally” offends Thad and Patrick

Unfortunately, Meredith did not report standard deviations, so these differences could not be tested for significance.

Unfortunately Meredith was not cautious enough, and the terrible tragedy is just that.

Unfortunately, Meredith was not a good worker and took to drinking.

Unfortunately, Meredith has a lot of searching to do in order to make her life better.

Unfortunately, Meredith’s list of suspects is as short as the time Jayce may have to live.

Unfortunately, Meredith is on vacation for a few more days, so the report sits in her inbox until she returns and is able to catch up on her email.

Unfortunately, Meredith’s post doesn’t really make its rounds in photo circles.

Unfortunately, Meredith has had a series of problems obtaining, installing and updating Adobe.

 
Unfortunately, Meredith is quite wrong for this assignment.

Fortunately for the writer of this blog, I am not a character from "Grey's Anatomy" nor do I have Meredith as my surname, which accounts for most of these amusing/troubling possibilities. And for the record, I have never been to Sweden.

4 comments:

Helen said...

LOL!! I had to call Daz in from the lounge to read these! Toooooo funny! I didn't know you owned a marina! LOL

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately, Rose was out of town, so we couldn't celebrate properly

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately, Dorothy was able to click the red shoes together and get back home safely. Guess who wrote this ???

Meredith said...

Well, I am guessing that it isn't Toto's friend Dorothy...so it must be my favourite Dorothy, otherwise known by N as "the lady with the lollies." Well done for working out how to leave a comment!!